Saturday
yeah its been awhile...deal with it
so yeah. in case you haven't noticed, im back. back with a VENGEANCE..or, u know, not. whatever.
anyhoo, hopefully this time i shall actually keep my promises and return on a regular basis to my beloved orange blog.
oh btw...ive come to the conclusion that its better if i just ignore the fact that ive been gone so long. ill pretend it never happened, and youd be well advised to do the same. explaining where ive been and what ive been doing would be boring, redundant and ultimately impossible, seeing as how i can barely remember yesterday let alone 3 months ago. yes its true, the ol monkeytron is getting senile. so sad, so tragic. and it seems that in my senility, ive forgotten to check the clock. suddenly its 4am and i really had no clue. oh dearie me.
in any case, it feels good to be back.
night kiddos.
Monday
holy god...when did it become may??
uhh so my records seem to indicate that the last time i posted here was in april. and now its may.
more specifically, i posted on april 16th! wow, that was AGES ago. ha. im a naughty little blogger...or, non-blogger to be more precise.
sooo...tell me, how have you all been doing?? and by "all", i am of course referring to myself, as i am the only one who reads this trash. so to answer my own question, i have been superliscious. superlisciously BUSY that is. (see how i just switched that around!? im all about the unexpected, hooyah).
In any case, finals week quickly approaches those of us at ***** university. i strategically removed the name of my college to avoid unwanted attention from the stalker population. i know, im very stealth. its whats kept me alive throughout my many perilous adventures as The Miscellanious Monkey. oh wait, thats supposed to be my dark and secret crime-fighting alter-ego. youre not sposed to know that im her. so forget i said anything. or better yet: TWILIGHT MONKEY SPRINGING PING-PONG MIND-ERASE ACTION!
...did it work?
ahhhh nonsensical battle cries. who doesnt lurve them?
if any of you have seen BAOH...well then, i feel sorry for you. (my apologies to the baoh fans...wait, do baoh fans even exist?! yeek) however, through watching 50 minutes of utter crap you have also been subject to some of the worst/best nonsensical battle cries of ALL TIME. BAOH SHOOTING BEES-STINGERS PHENOMENON!!!! and who can forget, BAOH LISKINI HARDEN SABER PHENOMENON!!!!! ahhh so delightfully cheesy, so serenely irrational.
oops g2g!! argh
more specifically, i posted on april 16th! wow, that was AGES ago. ha. im a naughty little blogger...or, non-blogger to be more precise.
sooo...tell me, how have you all been doing?? and by "all", i am of course referring to myself, as i am the only one who reads this trash. so to answer my own question, i have been superliscious. superlisciously BUSY that is. (see how i just switched that around!? im all about the unexpected, hooyah).
In any case, finals week quickly approaches those of us at ***** university. i strategically removed the name of my college to avoid unwanted attention from the stalker population. i know, im very stealth. its whats kept me alive throughout my many perilous adventures as The Miscellanious Monkey. oh wait, thats supposed to be my dark and secret crime-fighting alter-ego. youre not sposed to know that im her. so forget i said anything. or better yet: TWILIGHT MONKEY SPRINGING PING-PONG MIND-ERASE ACTION!
...did it work?
ahhhh nonsensical battle cries. who doesnt lurve them?
if any of you have seen BAOH...well then, i feel sorry for you. (my apologies to the baoh fans...wait, do baoh fans even exist?! yeek) however, through watching 50 minutes of utter crap you have also been subject to some of the worst/best nonsensical battle cries of ALL TIME. BAOH SHOOTING BEES-STINGERS PHENOMENON!!!! and who can forget, BAOH LISKINI HARDEN SABER PHENOMENON!!!!! ahhh so delightfully cheesy, so serenely irrational.
oops g2g!! argh
Friday
as time goes by...
wow how long has it been since ive posted anything of length...ahh memories..
im ready to get back in the swing o'things.
...but not right now.
muhaha at the moment, i am being terribly evil and talking to you folks when i should be working on my DEBATE. haha just like a proper nerd, im on a debate team...
boys und girls they cant reseeest the treat known as DER SVEEDISH FEESH
like that? i knew you would. see ya later folks.
im ready to get back in the swing o'things.
...but not right now.
muhaha at the moment, i am being terribly evil and talking to you folks when i should be working on my DEBATE. haha just like a proper nerd, im on a debate team...
boys und girls they cant reseeest the treat known as DER SVEEDISH FEESH
like that? i knew you would. see ya later folks.
Tuesday
crapola
im going crazy!!!!!!!!!!
its now official folks...monkeytron is INSANE
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHERNE
fnaahh whatever.
its now official folks...monkeytron is INSANE
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHERNE
fnaahh whatever.
Sunday
Friday
its not a friday night, and im not on this blog...we're all just hallucinating...
yeah so im back again.
i keep taking these mini-breaks from this blog. i like to call them 'sanity days', but you should feel under no obligation to do the same.
i am painfully aware of how much you all miss me when im absent. however, think for a second about the mammoth effort i put in for you, my devotees. i just keep on giving, but what do i get in return? where is the deluge of fanmail, the kind words of encouragement? nowhere to be found! the only thing here is the substantial amount of witty banter that i am constantly bestowing upon you all. ok, ok..."witty" might be a stretch, but surely its at least mildly humorous....faintly amusing? no? ergh, cant you at least send me something out of pity then? ill take it!!
..i mean, or whatever. its not like im desperate or anything *coughs*
muhaha. pushing all that under the rug for now, i have been made aware of yet another blog reader. thats right folks, the tally is up to 4. FOUR. yeah, how many people can claim that? or even better yet, how many could make that claim proudly, without embarassment? yes sir, i am a rarity in this world. part of a dying breed.
now for a little tidbit about my evening (notice how i strategically include very little actual info about myself, or my life. that takes talent u know). In any case, tonight i went to see a film for the first time in ages, although my viewing experience came precariouly close to being ruined by a substandard audience. we've all experienced the normal theatrical annoyances; but those have evolved into just another part of the overall moviegoing experience. however, the incessant chit chating, in outdoor voices no less, still irks me. tonight is was coooonnnssstaaant. so much so that i felt compelled to write the word 'constant' in that lame, multiple lettered way. and thats sad. so, so sad.
the worst had to be this gentleman to the back of me, who felt obligated to explain every even remotely abstract concept of the film to his wife. "see, the film is meant to be seen through the point of view of the daughter." wow, thank goodness he explained that one, because im sure she couldnt have figured it out based on that character's constant VOICE OVER NARRATION. Fn-aah.
hey...wow!! that was my first rant on this thing. did i sound ferociously evil? muhaha. actually, im generally very understanding of things, but even i am allowed to be annoyed now and then, right? RIGHT?
ah, who cares anyway. my name is monkeytron, and u know what that means? it means i can do whatever i like on this blog, so just deal with it.
goodnight, you princes of blogger, you kings of the internet.
i keep taking these mini-breaks from this blog. i like to call them 'sanity days', but you should feel under no obligation to do the same.
i am painfully aware of how much you all miss me when im absent. however, think for a second about the mammoth effort i put in for you, my devotees. i just keep on giving, but what do i get in return? where is the deluge of fanmail, the kind words of encouragement? nowhere to be found! the only thing here is the substantial amount of witty banter that i am constantly bestowing upon you all. ok, ok..."witty" might be a stretch, but surely its at least mildly humorous....faintly amusing? no? ergh, cant you at least send me something out of pity then? ill take it!!
..i mean, or whatever. its not like im desperate or anything *coughs*
muhaha. pushing all that under the rug for now, i have been made aware of yet another blog reader. thats right folks, the tally is up to 4. FOUR. yeah, how many people can claim that? or even better yet, how many could make that claim proudly, without embarassment? yes sir, i am a rarity in this world. part of a dying breed.
now for a little tidbit about my evening (notice how i strategically include very little actual info about myself, or my life. that takes talent u know). In any case, tonight i went to see a film for the first time in ages, although my viewing experience came precariouly close to being ruined by a substandard audience. we've all experienced the normal theatrical annoyances; but those have evolved into just another part of the overall moviegoing experience. however, the incessant chit chating, in outdoor voices no less, still irks me. tonight is was coooonnnssstaaant. so much so that i felt compelled to write the word 'constant' in that lame, multiple lettered way. and thats sad. so, so sad.
the worst had to be this gentleman to the back of me, who felt obligated to explain every even remotely abstract concept of the film to his wife. "see, the film is meant to be seen through the point of view of the daughter." wow, thank goodness he explained that one, because im sure she couldnt have figured it out based on that character's constant VOICE OVER NARRATION. Fn-aah.
hey...wow!! that was my first rant on this thing. did i sound ferociously evil? muhaha. actually, im generally very understanding of things, but even i am allowed to be annoyed now and then, right? RIGHT?
ah, who cares anyway. my name is monkeytron, and u know what that means? it means i can do whatever i like on this blog, so just deal with it.
goodnight, you princes of blogger, you kings of the internet.
Tuesday
there once was a girl named monkeytron, who...wait what rhymes with 'monkeytron'?
why are my posts always short?
id be tempted to describe them as chronically, NOTORIOUSLY short. is it just that i have nothing of value to say? no, thats never stopped me before...conceivably i am simply not experiencing the correct level of intimacy with you all. perhaps someday i'll feel comfortable sharing my innermost thoughts and dreams with you. aww, GROUP HUG!
actually, im not concerned in the least. i just enjoy going all 'dr. phil' on your ass. its my little way of shakin things up, throwin y'all off guard. shake n' bake baby! hoo yeah.
I dont believe i just said "y'all". even if it was in jest, i am ferociously ashamed.
so on with the post, which needs to be long enough to prove that i do not have a short attention span. but the again, why screw with tradition? if it aint broke dont fix it. dont cry over spilt milk. a bird in the hand....ok, now im just trying to cover up my laziness by throwing around old proverbs, (in a confetti-tossing fashion).
agghhh i told you i felt strange today. why didnt you believe me? WHY OH WHY?
i think the time change has caused some alteration in my system, resulting in fatigue related insanity. yep. thats my excuse for now at least. oh yeah, i should mention that just today i discovered that (barring rain delay) easter is scheduled for this sunday. and here i was still wishing people a merry x-mas. why didnt anyone here tell me? you sly devils you.
so i think this post needs to end. thats my executive decision. im putting a stop to this flagrant display of utter randomness. of course, the only way to accomplish this is by creating the most illogical statement of all:
HOLY MILLARD FILLMORE, BATMAN! SHBANG!
ahh, i needed that....
im here, im weird, get used to it.
ahhhhhhhhh today i feel very odd. im tempted to call it nervousness, though i have no real justification for it. maybe my psychic powers are predicting some terrible fate. the future is unstable, destiny is in my hands. whats that lassie? timmy's stuck in the well??
or maybe im just tired. who can tell anymore? clairvoyance, exhaustion, its all the same to me.
so back to the relative normality that is my everyday life. what do you mean thats boring? what do you know about my life? maybe all of this in an elaborate ruse to distract you from my true identity.
thats right i am a superhero.
mistress of the night, dark defender of virtue.
I am The Miscellaneous Monkey.
so there.
who's boring now suckas??
or maybe im just tired. who can tell anymore? clairvoyance, exhaustion, its all the same to me.
so back to the relative normality that is my everyday life. what do you mean thats boring? what do you know about my life? maybe all of this in an elaborate ruse to distract you from my true identity.
thats right i am a superhero.
mistress of the night, dark defender of virtue.
I am The Miscellaneous Monkey.
so there.
who's boring now suckas??
Monday
advice from Dr. Monkeytron, love doctor
failing in romance? try this fancy pickup line. its sure to please.
do you have overdue library books? because youve got FINE written all over you.
hope this helps.
Dr. M, phd
IM BACK! ...and u all thought i was dead....
MUHAHAHA
you thought that i had given up on yet another blog. i know you did! but here i am, in the flesh (in the font?), to prove all you nay sayers wrong.
no, i haven't abandoned my followers, my fans or my blog. this darn blog. why, it seems that ive even grown accustomed to its layout! it almost makes the day begin, i was serenely independent and content before we met, surely i could always be that way again and yet, ive grown accustomed to the orange, accustomed to the font,
accustomed to its layout *cue sobbing audience*
ok so, it seems i just did some sort of pastiche of my fair lady...im not even a fan of the movie, or audrey hepburn's non-singing (her songs were dubbed u know. i told that to some guy on icq once, and it CRUSHED HIS WORLD. no lie. thats sad in so many ways, isnt it?) so i guess ive just proven to you all what a monstrous nerd i am. oh well, u can all bite me if u dont like it.
on a happier and somewhat less nerdy note, while the blog was in utter disarray when i left, i have fixed it. its lurvely again (as lurvely as bright orange and white can be. it looks like an intensely unappetizing creamsicle. oh hey! im back to hating my layout. ahh i feel like my old self again). on a completely random note, i just looked the word 'nerd' up in the thesaurus. it lists 'geek' (ok, i can see that), 'bore' (hey now, thats not nice), and....DRIP!? wow, i take that as a personal affront. see if i ever use that bastard thesaurus again. (course, i never really did anyway, but thats not the point).
ok yes i swore again SORRY. cover your ears (eyes) next time kiddies. we know that my site is all the rage with the youth of america, and we certainly dont want them corrupted by mild profanity now do we? haha thats just a joke. we all know my blog isnt popular with anyone. except for me that is.
(which incidentally makes my constant use of the pronoun 'we' very freakish indeed)...
well anyway, i actually have proof that three people, other than myself, have visited and read my blog. THREE. 3. Trois. Tres. HELL YEAH! you like me you really like me! id like to thank all the little people that made this possible. you know who you are! thank you!
oh wank...its time for class already, and i havent even said a word about anything i did during my hiatus! (not that you care, but it makes me feel like ive put some effort into this stupid thing)...
well, another day, another time, another herne...
(¡VIVA EL NERDPOWER)
Thursday
Ginger...u know, the color, not the bread. mmm, bread..
so im in the library. the bookshelves here are a lurvely shade of pumpkin.
im eating an orange. theyre chock full of vitamin C and vitamin W. (that's vitamin WILLY in laymens terms. hell yeah.) Im trying to eat it in a very stealth fashion. not because i think food isnt allowed in here, because its just more fun that way.
once i post this entry, ill get to take a peek at my actual blog, which funnily enough, is currently a very irritating shade of carrot.
i seem to be noticing a rather unsettling trend...
(ORANGE. fnah.)
im eating an orange. theyre chock full of vitamin C and vitamin W. (that's vitamin WILLY in laymens terms. hell yeah.) Im trying to eat it in a very stealth fashion. not because i think food isnt allowed in here, because its just more fun that way.
once i post this entry, ill get to take a peek at my actual blog, which funnily enough, is currently a very irritating shade of carrot.
i seem to be noticing a rather unsettling trend...
(ORANGE. fnah.)
Wednesday
"life is short, but ian is shorter"
so it seems that ive yet to have written anything of value on here today. considering the low standards of this blog, thats downright depressing.
today was another fairly ordinary day. oh, except that the package i was sent really was a bomb, and i was forced to disable it using only a bobby pin and big helping of ingenuity.
nah, thats not really true. it was actually a SAFETY pin, not a bobby pin. muhaha.
well anyway, it was actually all my brochures and ribbon etc. for scholar's day. yes, i am partaking in the event by doing a lurvely presentation of the female/male cinematic gaze in modern political films. thats right everyone, the ol'monkeytron is an intellectual of sorts. hey, stop pretending to be shocked. it should really come as no surprise, i mean is this blog not shakespeare worthy? wait, don't answer that.
instead, Ill just answer for you. The truth (with absolutley no 'proof' to back it up) is that if the bard were alive today, in the age of technology, THIS would be the sort of erudite gold springing from his fingertips. hamlet? king lear? screw em. *points to the blog insanely* this is REAL art. MUHAHAH.
ahhhhh...where do i come up with this stuff? who knows. i'm thinking its imported daily from the netherlands, via jet plane, but i could be wrong. in any case, i have many more important things i could be doing right now, instead of chatting wih you folks. meaning, of course, LATE NITE HOMEWORK! woo.
i'll leave you with a lurvely little something special:
Monkey!
You are a cheeky Monkey.
We find you funny.
Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot?
brought to you by Quizilla
goodnight, farewell, and have a pleasant herne.
molasses bars anyone?
are they a dessert? a breakfast item?
...are they even edible?
well half the fun of it is finding out yourself silly! so go pick up a package of the overly dense "snack" that will leave you saying, 'what the hell did i just eat?'
available at all fine dining halls near you.
...are they even edible?
well half the fun of it is finding out yourself silly! so go pick up a package of the overly dense "snack" that will leave you saying, 'what the hell did i just eat?'
available at all fine dining halls near you.
well then..
so i got a slip in my mailbox today, telling me that there's a package there for someone named "Bridjet". That doesnt happen to be my name per se, but im guessing the parcel is for me, nonetheless.
i hope its not a bomb.
i hope its not a bomb.
Tuesday
i have a test tomorrow darnit
...so i shouldn't be here. and yet here i am. Ahhh the world works in mysterious ways.
since i am here, i think i'll take off my coat and stay awhile. anyone care for an old llama brand breakfast sandwich? remember, i am here to serve YOU. thats the whole point of this establishment. this "circus of wonder" if u will. well, actually the point of this thing is for me to ramble on about my uninteresting life, all while pretending you care. but that doesnt sound as cheery as calling it a circus, now does it.
so anyway, today was a fine ol'day as fine ol'days go. kind of boring. Though come to think of it, i did manage to dye my entire left hand purple, AND i stabbed myself with a seam ripper. (all the sewing enthusiasts out there (meaning old ladies, craft moms and isaac mizrahi) now have a much lower opinion of me im sure. but, as i aways say, they can just bite me. honestly id rather they didnt, but i guess i'll take one for the team.)
on a cheerier note, i do have a rant about people who claim "a degree is a degree", but that can wait till later. im feeling too mellow for a rant right now (must be all the floyd in the background...yes, i like the floyd, and no i'm not "like 100 years old," nor am i anyone's grandfather, in case you were wondering). wow this has to be the most disjointed paragraph ive ever written. its grotesquely random. i guess the only thing to do now is make it worse: WHERE's THE BEEF?? ah, i've been itching to say that all day....
oh & here's a lurvely quote i extracted from one of my conversations today: "its ok having to pee during class, because at least it keeps me awake"...ah kids these days and their innovative study habits. oh and i suppose that i should apologize for using the "p" word on my page. such filth! innocent little children read this thing! i mean, dont they? no? but surely adults do...no? the old? NOT EVEN THE OLD??
so i guess its just me then. thats cool. woohoo! PARTAY
*sigh*
since i am here, i think i'll take off my coat and stay awhile. anyone care for an old llama brand breakfast sandwich? remember, i am here to serve YOU. thats the whole point of this establishment. this "circus of wonder" if u will. well, actually the point of this thing is for me to ramble on about my uninteresting life, all while pretending you care. but that doesnt sound as cheery as calling it a circus, now does it.
so anyway, today was a fine ol'day as fine ol'days go. kind of boring. Though come to think of it, i did manage to dye my entire left hand purple, AND i stabbed myself with a seam ripper. (all the sewing enthusiasts out there (meaning old ladies, craft moms and isaac mizrahi) now have a much lower opinion of me im sure. but, as i aways say, they can just bite me. honestly id rather they didnt, but i guess i'll take one for the team.)
on a cheerier note, i do have a rant about people who claim "a degree is a degree", but that can wait till later. im feeling too mellow for a rant right now (must be all the floyd in the background...yes, i like the floyd, and no i'm not "like 100 years old," nor am i anyone's grandfather, in case you were wondering). wow this has to be the most disjointed paragraph ive ever written. its grotesquely random. i guess the only thing to do now is make it worse: WHERE's THE BEEF?? ah, i've been itching to say that all day....
oh & here's a lurvely quote i extracted from one of my conversations today: "its ok having to pee during class, because at least it keeps me awake"...ah kids these days and their innovative study habits. oh and i suppose that i should apologize for using the "p" word on my page. such filth! innocent little children read this thing! i mean, dont they? no? but surely adults do...no? the old? NOT EVEN THE OLD??
so i guess its just me then. thats cool. woohoo! PARTAY
*sigh*
dont tell on me
so i'm in the library right now...I'm supposed to be doing work, but look where i've ended up! at the 3 ring circus of nonsense.
I AM A REBEL! oh yeah.
I AM A REBEL! oh yeah.
Monday
i'm indecisive
so you might notice that i've already changed the title of my blog. You may ask, why would you do such a thing?? to which i would reply that the new title is far better suited to the page's overall milieu.
but the truth is that i just felt like changing it. so ha. (and here you thought i actually had real motives for doing things....well i guess i showed you...muhahaha)
anyway, i also changed my username to Monkeytron. so now none of you will ever know my real name. that is, unless you beg.
so in any case, everyone should vote to decide which title is better...or not. i'm just trying to make things fun for you all. why? BECAUSE I CARE. thats why.
(i cant hear any begging yet...)
but the truth is that i just felt like changing it. so ha. (and here you thought i actually had real motives for doing things....well i guess i showed you...muhahaha)
anyway, i also changed my username to Monkeytron. so now none of you will ever know my real name. that is, unless you beg.
so in any case, everyone should vote to decide which title is better...or not. i'm just trying to make things fun for you all. why? BECAUSE I CARE. thats why.
(i cant hear any begging yet...)
oh yeah, btw...
i should probably mention that though the name of this blog is "Son Willy's house of fun", my name is not really willy. and i'm not a son. I'm actually one of those female gendered persons. fun huh?
I'm also going to add that my username is NYERR_ERF.
I dont think anyone cares, but if i dont write it somewhere, I'll surely forget it...
i should probably mention that though the name of this blog is "Son Willy's house of fun", my name is not really willy. and i'm not a son. I'm actually one of those female gendered persons. fun huh?
I'm also going to add that my username is NYERR_ERF.
I dont think anyone cares, but if i dont write it somewhere, I'll surely forget it...
back in the day, b4 i started making titles...
uhh...
ok, hey there kids...this is about the 7th blog I've published here in the past year, but hopefully it will be the 1st to go beyond one entry...(no thats a lie, one of the earlier ones had two entries..) It seems that my problem was always with the whole "getting started" aspect of it. I dont particularly enjoy getting started, especially when it entails trying to change a very unattractive green layout into something pretty and pink. So this time I am foregoing the whole "split pea" layout, which has been a 'favorite' of mine in the past, for this lurvely white and orange thing *yawns* Yeah i know, its ugly and boring. Just deal with it for awhile. I'll fix it sooner or later (meaning later or possibly never lol) Bah, I dont even know who i'm telling this to, since I'm approx. 99.9% certain that NO ONE will read this thing. So it seems that im essentially talking to myself, which while being strange, is not entirely uncommon for me. That reminds me...I once had a friend who used to talk to herself as if she was being interviewed by oprah. That's pretty in depth, but it cant hold a candle to writing a whole blog to yourself. damn, i'm hardcore crazy.
never have i been so proud of myself *wipes away a tear*
FNAHH@! I swore i wouldnt write one of those lame introductory entries! and look what i did, ah well...
ok, hey there kids...this is about the 7th blog I've published here in the past year, but hopefully it will be the 1st to go beyond one entry...(no thats a lie, one of the earlier ones had two entries..) It seems that my problem was always with the whole "getting started" aspect of it. I dont particularly enjoy getting started, especially when it entails trying to change a very unattractive green layout into something pretty and pink. So this time I am foregoing the whole "split pea" layout, which has been a 'favorite' of mine in the past, for this lurvely white and orange thing *yawns* Yeah i know, its ugly and boring. Just deal with it for awhile. I'll fix it sooner or later (meaning later or possibly never lol) Bah, I dont even know who i'm telling this to, since I'm approx. 99.9% certain that NO ONE will read this thing. So it seems that im essentially talking to myself, which while being strange, is not entirely uncommon for me. That reminds me...I once had a friend who used to talk to herself as if she was being interviewed by oprah. That's pretty in depth, but it cant hold a candle to writing a whole blog to yourself. damn, i'm hardcore crazy.
never have i been so proud of myself *wipes away a tear*
FNAHH@! I swore i wouldnt write one of those lame introductory entries! and look what i did, ah well...
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