yeah so im back again.
i keep taking these mini-breaks from this blog. i like to call them 'sanity days', but you should feel under no obligation to do the same.
i am painfully aware of how much you all miss me when im absent. however, think for a second about the mammoth effort i put in for you, my devotees. i just keep on giving, but what do i get in return? where is the deluge of fanmail, the kind words of encouragement? nowhere to be found! the only thing here is the substantial amount of witty banter that i am constantly bestowing upon you all. ok, ok..."witty" might be a stretch, but surely its at least mildly humorous....faintly amusing? no? ergh, cant you at least send me something out of pity then? ill take it!!
..i mean, or whatever. its not like im desperate or anything *coughs*
muhaha. pushing all that under the rug for now, i have been made aware of yet another blog reader. thats right folks, the tally is up to 4. FOUR. yeah, how many people can claim that? or even better yet, how many could make that claim proudly, without embarassment? yes sir, i am a rarity in this world. part of a dying breed.
now for a little tidbit about my evening (notice how i strategically include very little actual info about myself, or my life. that takes talent u know). In any case, tonight i went to see a film for the first time in ages, although my viewing experience came precariouly close to being ruined by a substandard audience. we've all experienced the normal theatrical annoyances; but those have evolved into just another part of the overall moviegoing experience. however, the incessant chit chating, in outdoor voices no less, still irks me. tonight is was coooonnnssstaaant. so much so that i felt compelled to write the word 'constant' in that lame, multiple lettered way. and thats sad. so, so sad.
the worst had to be this gentleman to the back of me, who felt obligated to explain every even remotely abstract concept of the film to his wife. "see, the film is meant to be seen through the point of view of the daughter." wow, thank goodness he explained that one, because im sure she couldnt have figured it out based on that character's constant VOICE OVER NARRATION. Fn-aah.
hey...wow!! that was my first rant on this thing. did i sound ferociously evil? muhaha. actually, im generally very understanding of things, but even i am allowed to be annoyed now and then, right? RIGHT?
ah, who cares anyway. my name is monkeytron, and u know what that means? it means i can do whatever i like on this blog, so just deal with it.
goodnight, you princes of blogger, you kings of the internet.