Ginger...u know, the color, not the bread. mmm, bread..

so im in the library. the bookshelves here are a lurvely shade of pumpkin.
im eating an orange. theyre chock full of vitamin C and vitamin W. (that's vitamin WILLY in laymens terms. hell yeah.) Im trying to eat it in a very stealth fashion. not because i think food isnt allowed in here, because its just more fun that way.
once i post this entry, ill get to take a peek at my actual blog, which funnily enough, is currently a very irritating shade of carrot.

i seem to be noticing a rather unsettling trend...

(ORANGE. fnah.)

"life is short, but ian is shorter"

so it seems that ive yet to have written anything of value on here today. considering the low standards of this blog, thats downright depressing.

today was another fairly ordinary day. oh, except that the package i was sent really was a bomb, and i was forced to disable it using only a bobby pin and big helping of ingenuity.
nah, thats not really true. it was actually a SAFETY pin, not a bobby pin. muhaha.

well anyway, it was actually all my brochures and ribbon etc. for scholar's day. yes, i am partaking in the event by doing a lurvely presentation of the female/male cinematic gaze in modern political films. thats right everyone, the ol'monkeytron is an intellectual of sorts. hey, stop pretending to be shocked. it should really come as no surprise, i mean is this blog not shakespeare worthy? wait, don't answer that.
instead, Ill just answer for you. The truth (with absolutley no 'proof' to back it up) is that if the bard were alive today, in the age of technology, THIS would be the sort of erudite gold springing from his fingertips. hamlet? king lear? screw em. *points to the blog insanely* this is REAL art. MUHAHAH.

ahhhhh...where do i come up with this stuff? who knows. i'm thinking its imported daily from the netherlands, via jet plane, but i could be wrong. in any case, i have many more important things i could be doing right now, instead of chatting wih you folks. meaning, of course, LATE NITE HOMEWORK! woo.

i'll leave you with a lurvely little something special:


Monkey!
You are a cheeky Monkey.
We find you funny.


Monkey, Ninja, Pirate, Robot?
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goodnight, farewell, and have a pleasant herne.

molasses bars anyone?

are they a dessert? a breakfast item?
...are they even edible?

well half the fun of it is finding out yourself silly! so go pick up a package of the overly dense "snack" that will leave you saying, 'what the hell did i just eat?'

available at all fine dining halls near you.

well then..

so i got a slip in my mailbox today, telling me that there's a package there for someone named "Bridjet". That doesnt happen to be my name per se, but im guessing the parcel is for me, nonetheless.

i hope its not a bomb.

FNAHH

lidhg,aj,kdhvngxd,bv,dxjbvgf,azshvgfkhdnak.h.Axhjbfvx ur!!!

yeah darnit!

i have a test tomorrow darnit

...so i shouldn't be here. and yet here i am. Ahhh the world works in mysterious ways.

since i am here, i think i'll take off my coat and stay awhile. anyone care for an old llama brand breakfast sandwich? remember, i am here to serve YOU. thats the whole point of this establishment. this "circus of wonder" if u will. well, actually the point of this thing is for me to ramble on about my uninteresting life, all while pretending you care. but that doesnt sound as cheery as calling it a circus, now does it.

so anyway, today was a fine ol'day as fine ol'days go. kind of boring. Though come to think of it, i did manage to dye my entire left hand purple, AND i stabbed myself with a seam ripper. (all the sewing enthusiasts out there (meaning old ladies, craft moms and isaac mizrahi) now have a much lower opinion of me im sure. but, as i aways say, they can just bite me. honestly id rather they didnt, but i guess i'll take one for the team.)
on a cheerier note, i do have a rant about people who claim "a degree is a degree", but that can wait till later. im feeling too mellow for a rant right now (must be all the floyd in the background...yes, i like the floyd, and no i'm not "like 100 years old," nor am i anyone's grandfather, in case you were wondering). wow this has to be the most disjointed paragraph ive ever written. its grotesquely random. i guess the only thing to do now is make it worse: WHERE's THE BEEF?? ah, i've been itching to say that all day....

oh & here's a lurvely quote i extracted from one of my conversations today: "its ok having to pee during class, because at least it keeps me awake"...ah kids these days and their innovative study habits. oh and i suppose that i should apologize for using the "p" word on my page. such filth! innocent little children read this thing! i mean, dont they? no? but surely adults do...no? the old? NOT EVEN THE OLD??

so i guess its just me then. thats cool. woohoo! PARTAY
*sigh*

dont tell on me

so i'm in the library right now...I'm supposed to be doing work, but look where i've ended up! at the 3 ring circus of nonsense.
I AM A REBEL! oh yeah.

i'm indecisive

so you might notice that i've already changed the title of my blog. You may ask, why would you do such a thing?? to which i would reply that the new title is far better suited to the page's overall milieu.
but the truth is that i just felt like changing it. so ha. (and here you thought i actually had real motives for doing things....well i guess i showed you...muhahaha)
anyway, i also changed my username to Monkeytron. so now none of you will ever know my real name. that is, unless you beg.

so in any case, everyone should vote to decide which title is better...or not. i'm just trying to make things fun for you all. why? BECAUSE I CARE. thats why.

(i cant hear any begging yet...)

Tiny kei & yuri...

this is just an html test...i repeat, this is just a test

oh yeah, btw...
i should probably mention that though the name of this blog is "Son Willy's house of fun", my name is not really willy. and i'm not a son. I'm actually one of those female gendered persons. fun huh?

I'm also going to add that my username is NYERR_ERF.
I dont think anyone cares, but if i dont write it somewhere, I'll surely forget it...

back in the day, b4 i started making titles...

uhh...
ok, hey there kids...this is about the 7th blog I've published here in the past year, but hopefully it will be the 1st to go beyond one entry...(no thats a lie, one of the earlier ones had two entries..) It seems that my problem was always with the whole "getting started" aspect of it. I dont particularly enjoy getting started, especially when it entails trying to change a very unattractive green layout into something pretty and pink. So this time I am foregoing the whole "split pea" layout, which has been a 'favorite' of mine in the past, for this lurvely white and orange thing *yawns* Yeah i know, its ugly and boring. Just deal with it for awhile. I'll fix it sooner or later (meaning later or possibly never lol) Bah, I dont even know who i'm telling this to, since I'm approx. 99.9% certain that NO ONE will read this thing. So it seems that im essentially talking to myself, which while being strange, is not entirely uncommon for me. That reminds me...I once had a friend who used to talk to herself as if she was being interviewed by oprah. That's pretty in depth, but it cant hold a candle to writing a whole blog to yourself. damn, i'm hardcore crazy.
never have i been so proud of myself *wipes away a tear*

FNAHH@! I swore i wouldnt write one of those lame introductory entries! and look what i did, ah well...