bite me.

so here i am, back after a mere 2 days departure. are you surprised? because you shouldn't be...i represent the pinnacle of dedication. the height of pure devotion, if you will. and if you won't, well then you can bite me.

i feel that in the time prior to my little 8 month "freedom break" (yes, thats what ive taken to calling it now...deal with it), i became far too involved with you all. indeed, the degree of sheer closeness that we experienced was downright frightening. of course i got scared! how couldn't i have? it was all moving so fast, i needed time to breathe, to sort out my issues. ME-TIME even. because its all about MONKEYTRON here. so youd best be respecting my needs. muhahaha.

my goodness, how unseemly. in any case, all of that has been sorted out with the help of the psychiatrist wondertwins, Bernice BonWilly and Béarnaise BonWilly. Fun, ne?

anyhoo, on to more relevant matters. upon recollection, i feel that my return post was rather abysmal. indeed, the bulk of this lurvely orange blog is comprised of worthless nonsense. but that last one, gah. it crossed the border into Lameville, without a passport. how hardcore is that? at least my other posts had the courtesy to provide legal documentation when entering the territory o'Lame. that last one...its a rebel. without a cause.

now, you might all be wondering "what in the name of Bald Danny is that lass talking about?". and the answer is...(drumroll please)...who the hell knows.

HA, i got ya there! now what have we learned from this experience, children? never visit the circus of wonder expecting to find rationality? that is correct. lucidity is not on the menu here. of course, one probably shouldnt come here expecting wonderment either, nor a circus for that matter. but thats beyond the point.

so i think i'll just stop typing now. (don't look so happy about it)