a classic story to celebrate my return

there once was a woman named Franetta Franella.
she was very old (120+) and yet still strangely active.
she owned a small boy named Ianurtle Rothwilly.
this boy did Franetta's grocery shopping, and showed her guests around town.
one day, Harry Pinter and HPM met with Franetta.
Harry wore a lovely sweater with the expression "WORDS!" embroidered into it.
HPM wore plaid riding pants, a bow tie, a fez and a matching plaid eyepatch.
Franetta became bored with Harry's incessant use of the word 'intellectual', which he pronounced 'intellectoooole'.
Franetta ordered Ianurtle to show the man and monkey what the town of Heldengerble had to offer.
they all climbed on a 3-seat tricycle, and were off.somehow, they ended up at the drive-thru church on highway 765.
here, the famous actress Maggie Smith (TM) was performing her song "i am a broad", from the hit musical entitled "Monkey: Geoffrey Palmer Gets Hit by a Bus."
when she finished, Judi Dench came out, and began delivering a eulogy for Harry Pinter.
Ianurtle turned to Harry.
"i thought you were alive" Ianurtle said.
"i guess not" said Harry.
Ianurtle turned to HPM, who shrugged his monkey-shoulders.
here is an excerpt from the eulogy:
Harry Pinter was not a wise man. Harry Pinter was not a kind man. But Harry Pinter WAS a wordy man. Yes, Harry Pinter was nothing if not verbose, and if not verbose, he was nothing. WORDS EVERYWHERE, WORDS.
this continued for a good 3 hour period.
during this time, Harry decided that he would speak up.
he wanted to mention something about possibly not being dead.
however, just as Harry was about to interrupt, Pierce Brosnan arrived.
he had a pink basket in his hand.the basket was labeled, "stuff for people who liked and/or didnt actively hate Harry Pinter".
the basket was full of peanut butter cups.
suddenly, Harry sat back down.
"i thought you were going to mention being alive and all" said Ianurtle.
"screw it..." said Harry,"
...i like peanut butter cups".
THE END.