So i've decided to quell all attempts at properly spelling words. it always seemed to be quite the futile effort anyway, as i have absolutely no knowledge of the english language (you know, what with me being born in Yugoslavia and all). in any case, this is not the direct reason behind my newfound misspelling edict, nosireebob. the real reason is....correct spellings are SO passe. i mean really, everyone uses them nowadays, particularly considering the recent, nigh space-aged advancements in digital spell-check technology. Good spelling used to be a novelty- something properly utilized only by doctors, philosophers and, you know, nerds. but now, now! there's no freshness left in this act, in this one-time artform. alas, the arrangement of letters in the proper order, dictated by the rules of the language known to the French as Anglais...has become terribly obsolete. pedestrian even. oh how it pains me to admit, but admit i must.
sooo..here we are, now at the brink of my burgeoning revolution. no longer shall the written word lull readers to sleep with its mind-numbing accuracy!! we shall revolt! er...revelt? revolte? revollt even? ah well, that's the beauty of the misspelling culture-there exists endless possibilities. its just a plethora of imprecision, a veritable buffet of inexactness. that's right, all you can eat, only 5.99 plus tax. oh, i should probably mention that drinks aren't included in the buffet pricing, but hey, who needs fluids anyway?
ah what's that rumbling i hear? why its the sweet sound of stomachs growling with the hunger for revolution!!
uh...revellootion? whatever.
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